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Top 10 ways to tell a man they're unzipped
10) The cucumber has left the salad.
9) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7) Paging Mr. Johnson ... Mr. Johnson.
6) Elvis has left the building.
5) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) Men may be from Mars ... but I see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone their zipper is down ...
1) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
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